Janet
11-22-2006, 01:41 PM
Things that are Okay to Say at Thanksgiving
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll bust!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't' play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. Didn't expect everyone to come at once!
13. Still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll bust!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't' play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. Didn't expect everyone to come at once!
13. Still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?