THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES

[Janet]

Thought this was funny and wanted to share......

THE YEAR'S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2006:


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!
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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Whaaat??
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that sign right?

[RLC12345678]

HEHEHEHE! Those are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning, Janet!

[AngieDoogles]

Those are great!! It's always nice to start the day with a good laugh. :) Thanks Janet!

[Tink]

OMG if I get the Editor job, THAT'S a list I hope to never make!

[AngieDoogles]

OMG if I get the Editor job, THAT'S a list I hope to never make!

Lol. I doubt that would happen Tink. You are too smart to let something like that sneak through. :)

[rivermom]

I just crack up and love smart ass replies to statements. LMAO!! These were hilarious. :thumbup:

[DianaB]

Those were really cute! Always nice to have a laugh in the middle of the day!

[Chandra Amaya]

LMAO...those are great. The bad part is ....wonder how long it took them to catch it after it was printed?

[Passionfruition]

Great post. I used to work in the news and it's true, stuff like this really gets posted.

My favorite article ("favorite") was written about the committee selection made by the city's committee of committees. (I'm NOT kidding here). The article was like six sentences long and said the word "committee" about 20 times.

[judy]

Janet,

I just came across this and I'm still laughing!


Thanks,

Judy

[Marilyn]

Janet, this is cool!!! We need some light news for a change!!!!