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Tink
04-16-2007, 09:29 AM
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.

WATER = Poo

WINE = HEALTH

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I am doing it as a public service.

Chandra Amaya
04-16-2007, 09:38 AM
LMAO that's great!!!! :sidesplit:

Taurus Babe
04-16-2007, 09:46 AM
Hahaha! Any excuse to drink wine!!:p

highlans
04-16-2007, 09:56 AM
Best I open a bottle to be healthy of course:D

Janet
04-16-2007, 10:03 AM
You are so funny Tink! Good one!

Passionfruition
04-16-2007, 10:14 AM
HAHAHAHA! You can pour me a glass, sista! Uuuh, of wine, that is.

AngieDoogles
04-16-2007, 10:23 AM
Lol! Too funny! :sidesplit:

DianaB
04-16-2007, 11:35 AM
Doesn't it seem like we can find problems with EVERYTHING? Very funny!!!

Nikki
04-25-2007, 10:23 AM
OMG that is the best thing EVER! I am cracking up. I knew there was a reason I love wine! The next time my granmother gets on me about not drinking enough water I'll have the perfect response.

Jlynn
04-25-2007, 11:09 AM
LOL, best reason I ever heard for opening another bottle of wine!
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Mandy
04-25-2007, 11:14 AM
Bring the wine, its time for a party!! :D

goofywife
04-26-2007, 03:32 PM
That is tooo funny!