katcarasella
05-18-2008, 07:50 AM
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job
it was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell
had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he
was, too. But on one particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
would run for cover.
But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but
they awarded him the Pullet-surprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a
politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to
win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying
attention.
Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible!
hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job
it was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went
into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so
he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell
had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he
was, too. But on one particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell
hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were
chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
would run for cover.
But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew
County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...
The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but
they awarded him the Pullet-surprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a
politician in the making: who else but a politician could figure out how to
win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at
sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying
attention.
Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible!