Marilyn has decided to stay home from wedding and invited us all to her house for fun!!

Janet is suppling the booze , she really loves to hit the bottle but trys to keep it a secret. But you know her shadow is on to her.. lol I wonder who that may be...

Gina likes to put peanuts in her coke and drink it while reading comic books.

Teri used to travel with the Osmond Brothers when they toured!!! She really is Donny Osmond's biggest fan!!!! The song "Go Away, Little Girl" was actually written as a hint for her to get lost!!!!

At least Teri used to follow a wholesome band - Diana used to follow Ozzy Osbourne - she got backstage passes by being VERY friendly with the stage hands.

Dobie knows this because she was Ozzie's biggest groupie.

I just showed this to Megan and her response was: That is supposed to be a baseless lie?

Diana, Teri and Dobie have started a singing group. Diana doesn't have the heart to tell the other two their voices sound like frogs.

Janet puts a marijuana in the Brownies she makes and gives them to all her friends.:eek:
That's why she's so happy in her Avatar, because she accidently ate one and loved it.

No accident at all....LOLOL AND thank you for the recipe!!

Kat is negotiating for a new cooking show on TV.

Janet got fired from her day job as a clown for childrens parties. She got annoyed when a little brat pulled on her nose... Janet got back and took the child's candy and made the child cry.

Gina was at the party that Janet was the clown for and she was taking pictures. She was so busy taking pictures that she didn't help the child that Janet had trapped on the ground because he kept squeezing her big, red nose. Janet had taken the child's candy and was screaming at the child "Are we even yet?" She didn't notice that the back end of her costume had ripped and her undies were showing but Gina just kept on snapping pictures!!! The child's grandmother, the one with severe arthritis that uses the walker, finally came and pulled Janet off and made some snide remarks about "someone your own age" or something like that which turned out funny because she accidentally spit out her bottom dentures and they ended up in the bucket where the kids were bobbing for apples!! When she finally pulled Janet off of the child, Janet's costume ripped some more until Janet only had the big curly ruffle around her neck and the grandmother ended up falling on the ground on top of her grandchild. Thank goodness no one was hurt!! Janet and Gina argued all the way home and Gina's been fired from taking party pictures again with Janet! I know all of this because Janet called and vented to me when she got home. Gina, I hope that you got some really good pictures, cuz you're not getting a second chance!!!!!!

Holy Cow!!!! Diana must've been bored last night!!! :sidesplit::sidesplit::sidesplit:

I gave up doing clown parties, because Diana kept telling this story over and over until it made national headlines. Gina sold the pictures to the Nat'l Enquirer and is rich now. She doesn't have anything to do with 4WT anymore.:(

The real reason Janet gave up doing the clown parties is that she used super glue to put on her nose, so that no kid can pull it off now. Unfortunately, neither can she! And she is forced to go through life with a big red rubber nose on her face. (Her avatar photos have been professionally retouched)

:sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: lmao I am hysterical laughing here with Diana's post.. geeze Janet she must have been real bored she wrote a novel.. lol

Teri is involved in this shenanigan . Don't let her fool you. Actually she was the one who got mad at Janet and tricked her, she put crazy clue on the rubber nose. Knowing quiet well what she was up to... She wants to take the job away from Janet, she is aware that Janet will be in hiding for she cannot show her face in publlic anymore.. Kids are chanting BOZO the clown when they see her.. Diana is loving it! she hates the thought of Janet harassing those poor innocent brats.. Diana is going to come out smelling like a rose.. Teri will be the new clown chosen by all to work the parties.

(I was bored and tired! I don't know what I was doing up that late anyway!!! Once I started the story just kept on coming!)

BTW- How can I come out smelling like a rose when you've made MILLIONS off of the pictures?

Gina lives a very posh lifestyle now. She owns a small island off of Florida and regularly flies down there for the weekend where she has maids and butlers to wait on her hand and foot!!!!

Diana had been drinking the night she wrote that story. Boy does she love those margaritas!! Her AA buddies were disappointed when they found out.

Angie knows all about writing stories....she has a part time job writing trashy romance novels for Harlequen.

Teri is the number one subscription holder for those romance novels. She asked Angie to make them a little extra trashy for just her.

Janet told Diana that she was sick of everyone talking about her in town. She knows that she lives in a very snobbish town , put the local people just can't get over that she had a sex change a few years ago. Diana advised her to just walk with her nose in the air showing them that she is soo much better than all of them..Janet just loves being awoman and is sorry that she didn't do it years ago when she was just plain Fred..

LOLOLOL


Gina is trying so hard to take over 4WT from the Administration here. They are on to her and won't budge an inch.

Speaking of Administration, I heard that Janet is at it again. She wants him and will not give up till she has him. That's okay, Kat and I have a plan, too! ;):D

I hope that you're very careful, Janet. I overheard Angie and Kat planning what they were going to do to you the next time you go after the Admin, and it's not going to be pretty! It involves funny pointed ears, green shoes that turn up on the ends (with a bell on them), a red and white candy cane :eek:, a green hat that's pointed on top, and a green costume! It sounded just horrible :eek:!!! Also I heard something about Santa and delivering presents!!! Doesn't that sound just awful? Please be careful and keep your eyes open!!! Angie and Kat can be so devious when they're together!!!

Don't tell anyone Diana, but I have these guards...too many to count even that surround me, yet blend in so no one can tell. The are very good at what they do. Angie and Kat don't stand a chance...this I am sure of.

I did hear they were going to take someone down no matter what and if it couldn't be me...it would be you...so please be careful too.

All kidding aside Janet just won the Indiana mega millions . She doesn't want to tell us, her friends at 4wt.. She is afraid that we would beg her for some money. Noooooo she is not sharing, if she decides to share she promised me that she will give me half.. Only because I know all about her and the admin. guy , you know the cute one at 4wt, that has a few of you drooling.. So please keep it under wraps for now..

Gina is really the person who won the lottery! She is just saying that it's Janet so that we won't all show up at her doorstep looking for money.
I heard that she just bought the mansion next to Brad and Angelina because she thinks she can break them up and have Brad all to herself.

Dobie is desperatly hoping that Brad leaves Angie because Dobie wants Angie....sorry Dobie, your real secret is out now!

I wish that were true :D


Teri lied to us she is really not married 20 yrs. She is a spinister living in Detroit , trying to get a job at a publishing company . She is head over heads in love with the CEO of the company. She dosen't want anyone to know. So she pretends to have this happy life in NJ.

Gina is a werewolf. She has to send poor little Gucci away during a full moon cause she gets so vicious and worries she might hurt her!

Angie is a werewolf, too. Thank goodness it was not a full moon when the 4WT convention was held, or we might have some more werewolves on here. :eek:

Marilyn is one of the select few who know that 4WT actually stands for 4 werewolf talk.com

Teri knows that about Marilyn for a fact. Teri is the administration for 4 werewolf. talk. She is taking donations, not for running site but for feeding her little werewolfs..

Gina loves to hold tea parties for little girls. She tries to teach them to be strong women and not let men get in their way.

Janet has a hamster-mill in her back yard and she breeds them for Petsmart

Teri has a ladybug farm--it's like an ant farm only she has thousands of ladybugs! Maddie told me! :eek:

Angie is getting ready to go on a trip to Hawaii.. She is taking photos for the National Geographic . While in Hawaii she will make sure that she is going to have some fun ,spent lots of money shopping and island hopping.

Gina has decided to become an over the road truck driver so that she can get paid to drive all over the country and meet her 4WT buddies.

Teri collects antique cars. She has a huge garage that is filled with them.

In the summer, Janet drives an ice cream truck. She gets a little wacky listening to the same tune over and over and over again.

Marilyn has decided to change her career over to seamstress. She enjoyed sewing for her daughters wedding so much. She wants to do it full time.