Janet really should go into comedy.. for she is so good at it. I will get you an application...

Hold on there a minute bobalouie!!! Remember who said that?????

I could be just as funny as Roseanne Barr...LOL

Gina would like to be funny too and told jokes about her teachers at her H.S. graduation.

Janet was booed off the stage at the local comedy club for trying to impersonate Roseann Barr.. tsk tsk Janet you should have stopped at bobalouie lol

Gina didn't have a clue who said "Hold on there BobaLouie" so I told her it was Quick Draw McGraw

Your right I forgot!! Tell me ! Tell me!! please....lol

I just did you silly lady!!! Quick Draw McGraw said it. Now Gina...you have got to stick to the game honey...you're having a bit of brainfartitis....lol

Gina has always wanted to be a brain surgeon. (I don't think I spelled that right...)

I guess I am getting senile too....lol


Janet has volunteered to be my first patient.. What a wonderful friend..:D

Careful Janet, Gina has shaking hands...she needs a drink!!

So do I!!!!

Shada told me it was okay...that she would be Gina's first patient.

Janet loves to make martini's for 4WT chat room. She made my favorite the other night chocolate with the best chocolate ever Godiva. She is a great bartender.. So Janet when are you tending bar again??? ;)

Gina was so upset with me when I told her I wouldn't tend bar. I only like a beer now and then and it made her angry.

Janet told Diana that she is moving out of country. She fell in love with Quick Draw McGraw.. Now I hope he satisfies her and doesn't live up to his name.... Good luck Janet!! :D

I can't even lie after that one....LOLOL Brain malfunction....LOLOL

What?....... You're moving, Janet, and weren't going to tell me?????!!!!!! Oh well, that's alright we all know that Janet tells lies or maybe.......................it's Gina that's telling the lies...............................hmmmmmmmmm..... ...............

I know what kind of movies you watch now.....:omg: :sidesplit::sidesplit:



I'm not moving Diana...I'm just gonna deliver some films to Gina that she ordered from Shada.

My movies??? I have to share my movies???

Take good care of them Gina!!! Gee, Janet has had them for so long I almost forgot she had them!

Shada knew quite well that Janet had those movies.. Shada was keeping them from her husband and Janet volunteered to hold them because she enjoys viewing them. :D

Gina has been nominated for a Nobel Prize for her revolutionary contributions in advancing surgical techniques.

Not only was she the chief consultant for the alien implant removal, but she has also spearheaded the research that enabled doctors to finally perform life altering surgeries that turn yorkie lovers into spoiled lap babies!

As a side note, she has no bell.

Kat has become the most sought after woman on earth. All the men are trying to woo her.

That's what Janet thinks. They are really trying to catch Kat for the reward money!!!!

Diana is having everyone here at 4WT over for Thanksgiving dinner, because she wants to showoff her awesome stove...
Janet will be serving dinner with her little french maid outfit on....:p

Oh Kat....my fat butt wouldn't fit in a french maids outfit....LOLOL


Kat has taken up scuba diving and is planning to do that on Thanksgiving.

Janet is sending Rick with Kat to learn how to scuba dive so he can have a job giving lessons to others in Indiana!!!

My goodness y'all have been busy in this thread!!!

Diana told me they are having stuffed venison for Thanksgiving. It will be in the middle of the table on it's back with a big pear in it's mouth!!

Marilyn and her family are going to join us!!!!

(I do love a hog roast with the apple in it's mouth. Yummmmyyy!!!)

Diana is making a surprise visit to see Janet again and is bringing all the food for
Thanksgiving.

Oh please let it me!!!!!!! Rick, Ricky and I would be going to her house if it wasn't for all the dogs.




Linda is making a special invitation for her mother-in-law and asking her not only to come for Thanksgiving, but to make her home with her and Gary.

Oh Janet,

You are so NOT funny......................................:eek:
But if it does come true you better have a room ready with my name on it. LOL

Janet wishes her SIL would come over more often so they could talk. You know the one I'm typing about. LOL:thumbdwn:

FALSE..... SO FALSE....... SO VERY FALSE!!!!!!!

TPBM has pictures of her SIL family all over her house...and you know who I'm talking about too!

Just realized I mixed up threads...LOLOL

The lie is Linda has pictures of our SIL all over her home.

See what happens when you lie. LOLOL:yelrotflmao:

Janet How did you know?:eek: My secret is out....................

Janet loves to be around birds.

That's right, Janet does love birds!! She has a large African Parrot that Linda gave her. Janet has it trained to keep the dogs in line. It's really cute to watch. Janet didn't want me to tell you guys but since Linda spilled the beans I thought that I just go ahead and tell you. It sings everyone to sleep at night!!! "Good night, Sweetheart. Now it's time to go............"

Wow...I can't believe you two told!! But Diana...why didn't you tell them that while you were here you taught it naughty words???? Now I can't keep that bird quiet!

The only naughty words that I know are gosh and golly. Oops.....I spelled them out. I hope that nobody's offended. I taught them to sing "Jail House Rock"!!!!

A little birdie told me that Diana wishes she lived in a big city during the holiday season.

Linda likes to dance as if she is in the Nutcracker and calls her friends to come watch her.

Janet has applied for a job at Wal-Mart as a greeter.

I'd be a darn good one too!!! ROFLMBO!!!!


Linda loves to cook, but always leaves something out or changes the measurement when she gives out the recipe.

Janet is so generous, she is sending me her little girl puppy. Isn't she nice?:D