I thought we were telling lies?:D

Judy has a standing appt at the manicurist to keep her 6 inch long, blood red nails up to par!

I was shocked to hear that Teri has 4 husbands - she says variety is that spice of life.

Dobie has a shoe fetish. When she sees a man in work boots....look out!

Judy, likes to stay home of an evening and make prank phone calls.

Judy!!! Quit asking me if Prince Albert is in a can!!!

Janet has a llama, which has free run of the house. He even sleeps on her bed at night!

Teri gave Judy the llama. She was donating it for use at passion plays, but it keep sneezing on the audience.

Marilyn didn't tell anyone that she leads a double life.. She is riding with Hells Angels in NYC and loving it.... Then is quite the doting wife at home..

On a dare, Gina streaked across the football field during the 2002 Superbowl.

Dobie was so embarassed when Gina streaked because they are identical twins!

Wait....back to that llama. Janet's llama eats dinner at the table with the family.
He loves spaghetti and meatballs.

Wow!! An itallian llama lmao !

Judy pretends that she is everyone's friend on here, but in reality she is a reporter for Star Magazine and tries to get scoops on everyone.. tsk ,tsk,

Gina is jealous of Judy's job with Star because Gina works for the Globe and has always aspired to be with a big, important magazine like Star!

Teri knows all about those magazines, because she is their rival at The National Enquirer where inquiring minds want to know!!!!

Janet's llama has a room of it's own and she's known for dressing the llama up and walking it through their small town. When a stranger approaches the llama's been known to spit on them and that's pretty awful stuff!!!

In her efforts to be just like Janet, Diana has found a scientist who will clone Janet's llama, she has also hired a seamstress to copy the outfits that Janet's llama wears.