Your wish is granted, but I came and ate it all.

I wish for a kennel type place to have all kinds of dogs.

Your wish is granted, but you'll have NO help cleaning it, and all the dogs will weigh over 200 lbs. and will eat you out of house and home.


I wish I could have a vaccum that actually worked.
and didn't try to kill me by flinging things at my legs.

Your wish is granted... your new vaccuum sucks so hard it pulls the hair from your legs and makes your toenails curl!


I wish I had the energy to keep my grandbabies for a week.

Your wish is granted you have so much energy you take mine as well!

I wish all my christmas presants were brought wraped and sitting under the tree with santa who is a fit looking guy ready to wisk me of for a night (won't be greedy) an hour of sin!:D

your wish is granted, but all the gifts are 5 dollar gift cards, and Santa couldn't last 10 seconds :(


I wish we had some diet coke because I'm very thirsty


(can you all tell I like this game)

Your wish is granted, but you drink so much diet coke you've gained 200 lbs.

(aren't we all nasty on this thread????....:D )



I wish my dogs could talk to me and tell me exactly what they are feeling! (I think)

Your wish is granted, your dogs now talk non-stop, not only about how they're feeling but about everything else. Little chatter boxes!!!!

I wish that I could find a diet and stick to it!!

you wish is granted, unfortunately this was the "eat cake and ice cream" only diet, and you also gain 200 lbs.
(ha!)


I wish my puppy was puppy pad trained ugh!

(I really really like this game if you still can't tell)

Your wish is granted, only thing is...your puppy can change the pads, but doesn't know how to use them.

I wish my hubby was smarter.

Your wish is my command... Your hubby is smarter... than a 3 yr old!

I wish it was 65 degrees tonight instead of 15.

Your wish is granted, but it's raining cats and dogs!!

I wish that all of my Christmas baking was done!!

GRANTED!!! But it will all be moldy by Christmas!!!



I wish this darn wind would quit blowing!!!

Your wish is granted but now the snow is piling up and you can't get out of your house.

I wish I could turn back time....

Granted your wish!!

Now you are a child going for your vaccinations!!!


Sure wish I had some new underwear!!:)

Your wish is granted, but they are all boxers and thongs and way too small!!!

I wish my house and everything in it was totally clean and everything was organized and in it's place.