Angie is really a secret agent from the CIA. They sent her here to spy on us because we were fingered as dangerous women. Oddly, this coincided with Kat
joining us.

You know, Judy, I love that mink coat!

After Judy called the judge an "Idiot" she actually got 2,000 hours of community service! That's why she's been gone so much. She's not actually visiting her daughter!!!

Diana isn't in Kansas anymore

I have been told that Teri is actually jon Bon Jovi incognito. *points to her New Jersey tag and nods*

Traci is really married to a famous movie star! They live in a huge house and she actually has a nanny to care for the children!!!

Diana is really a famous actress, but she doesn't want her real identity known because she thinks people wouldn't take her seriously. Don't worry "Diana" I won't tell them who you really are.

Angie has been paid a lot of money to keep her mouth shut about my identity!!! Remember mums the word!!!!

Well, I wasn't paid alot of money to keep this picture of Diana a secret....... here's the proof of who she really is:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2...e-quotes/3.gif

(Sigh) I guess that my secret's out now. Angie, I want my money back!!!

Kat's real name isn't Kathy. She was really Kat woman on the Batman series and the nickname has stuck with her.

Diana paid me half a million to keep her secret, and I'm NOT giving it back! :D:p

Everything Angie has said here is the truth.

Janet has the world's largest collection of flamingo lawn ornaments - last count was 10,321.

Dobie is the Queen of a small island off the coast of New Zealand. There are 16 statues of her on the island and they pray to them 4 times a day. She is a very nice Queen.

Guess what? Judy really lives in an extremely elegant penthouse in NY. She only needs a condo to hold her shoe collection!!!

Diana has a problem. She is a cleptomanic and was recently caught shopping lifting spoons from Sears to add to her collection. She will be spending 15 years due to the number of times that she has been caught in the past. We will miss you and help you get better this time!

Traci is redoing her entire house in retro hippie - hanging beads, lava lamps, and all.

Judy is getting two pitt bulls to train as her guard dogs. They're names will be Fluffy and Snuggles.

Angie spent all the money I gave her (a half million dollars) on M & M's!!!!

ya know... i would actually love that XD

I sure do love my Marty and Maddie! :D

Diana is bringing a special treat for all the ladies at the "convention." We're each getting a million dollars! Shhh...don't tell her I spoiled the surprise.

Angie is going to show the ladies at the meetup how she became skate board champion.

Janet is really an Olympic gold medalist champion in gymnastics. She won six years in a row!

Ok maybe instead of bail money I will have to come up with hospital money.

Janet is going to dance in a grass skirt at the meetup.

Oops, we posted at the same time. LOL

Mom's big secret is that I'm her favorite! :D:p

Debbie is going to show everyone her hairy toenails.

Janet actually has over 100 yorkies!!! But keep it quiet because her husband and son don't know it. She does a really good job of hiding them!!!

Diana tried out for "American Idol" - unfortunately, she told Simon that he had a potty mouth and she didn't make it to the second round.

Dobie had to give up her Miss Rhode Island crown after those nude pictures showed up on the internet.

Teri takes belly dancing lessons every night. She's hoping to become the next belly dancing champion!

Angie has 75 pairs of stiletto shoes. She keeps them in the kitchen cabinets,
so she and Brendon have to use paper plates.

Judy is really a realtor and is 'The Donald's' landlord.

Janet has male strippers over to perform for her every Saturday.

Debbie has a night job that she doesn't want anyone to know about. She told me that she makes big bucks and wants to try employee many on here. :D

Gina has been arrested 13 times - she has a few to many margaritas, then runs down the street, wearing nothing but socks with little pictures of Yorkies on them.

Dobie knows about Gina because she watches from her cell window.

...and Dobie was arrested for stealing old Superman comic books. She was found with 652 in her house!

Judy was on America's Most Wanted because she robbed a big time NY bank in order to pay for her obsession with diamonds.

Judy makes her own whisky and drinks every Monday morning till she passes out.

But they haven't caught me yet!

Janet has been known to dance in the fields in the moonlight wearing only her bra and thong.

Judy was on dancing with stars and got fresh with Mario backstage ... :)