Janet, I thought you were gonna keep that a secret!!!!!!


I heard from a reliable source...(Diana)...that Janet is saving for some cosmetic surgery of her own....she's getting a butt lift because she always feels as though someone is following her...I guess her buns are really drooping....:eek:

lmbo is gonna be her new username.....

I can't do better than that Kat.....


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Janet has lost her sense of humor....I think it melted when she went outside today....

Or maybe it's that Gallon of wine she had with lunch today....:eek:

Kat is a terrible liar she is making up all those fibs about us ladies. Do ask her to explain why she parties on Friday nights in OUR chat room by the bar drinking her martinis and in her RED THONGS!! That Kat is sure a lady of the night. :D

<off the record Kat, thanks for bringing back the fun to our room... >

Well...looks like Gina is sucking up to Kat....guess she know how to get ahead...

They both are taking notes on all of us....

Janet thinks she is on to Kat and I, but she really doesn't have a clue. BTW she was seen coming out of Hooters with a very handsome man and they didn't look like they were going to Disney .

We weren't going to Disney!!! lolol

Gina did a rain dance for her bbq today. She wanted everyone in her house so she could make them clean.

<lol>

Janet is the neigbhorhood gossip.. she goes to Sunday School and has everyone fooled.. She is no Caroline Ingall. oh nooooooooo...

I miss Caroline...... she does some kind of commercial now...lol

I don't have a neighborhoon...so there! Gina is going to join the Real Housewives of New Jersey...so keep an eye out for her on TLC on Tuesday nights.

Janet went Garage Sailing this past weekend, she's redecorating her whole house with all the treasures she bought at the Sales.....spent under $10.00....quite the bargain hunter...

I haven't been to a garage sale this year......I don't think! So quit fibbing!

Kat is doing a website all alone and is adding a porn area.

:sidesplit: :sidesplit: :sidesplit: I wish I had the money and homes those NJ Housewives have...


Janet is the one fibbing she goes to garage sales every weekend and is seen by Kat. Funny how she chews down the seller making them think she is a needy person when in fact she has more money than Donald Trump. Tsk Tsk!

Gina is hosting another Party in the Chat room on Friday night.....

She sent out invites to MEN only, :eek:.......

Kat had a secret operation to change her sex....she'll be in the chat room with Gina.

This is oh so true, I was referred to this surgeon by Janet.....her name use to be John....:ittysmooch:

We were high school sweethearts...:love-hug3:.....but we've stayed in touch all these years and now we'll be together again finally.:awink:

I still love you John/Janet!!!

OMG!!!!!! Someone help me.....I was never John.....Kat is just saying that because she is stalking me.

Janet are you feeling picked on . Well that's to bad. Because I heard you like
it hot.......The weather that is. LOL.

Well, I heard from a reliable source, (Janet) that Linda likes it hot too.....:eek:
She hangs out on the nude beach at Lake Michigan when the weather gets above 90*.
She's been known to do quite an entertaining fan dance right there on the beach...

Bump!!!!!!!!

Gosh do I have to do everything around here???:rolleyes:

I have heard recently that Kat has a love child with George Clooney and is suing him for millions in back child support!

Paula gave up her dream of becoming a hula dancer so that she could become a card shark.

LOL! Janet wears leather chaps and rides her Harley to the karaoke bar on Saturday nights:D

Paula and Janet sang a duet at the karaoke bar last Saturday night!!!

Diana wanted to own her own bakery...but sadly...she couldn't follow a recipe.

Sadly, Janet was the one that taught me how to cook......

Diana wore a tube top, mini skirt and fish net stockings to dinner on Thanksgiving and her husband loved it:D

Paula shared her favorite clothing shop with Diana.

Only because Diana begged me to tell her what it was:D And now Janet is wanting to know too so she can wear that same outfit for Christmas night:p

Paula, Janet, and I are going back to the store so they can get some outfits to wear for their husbands for Christmas!!! We're going to have some HOT stuff going on at home!!!

No way no how!!!!!

Diana grew her Christmas tree from a seedling.

Yes, and it was such a precious tree. Now, Grinch Janet, is wanting to cut it down so she can tie it to the top of her bus and drive around with it!!!:tree1:

Diana has bought everyone of us a really expensive gift for Christmas!! We can all expect them to arrive on the Monday before Christmas!!!! Guess where they came from? Yep.........the sexy clothes store:D

Actually, Paula picked them out and put MY name on the return address so it looks like it came from me.

I think that Janet's out lost somewhere with my tree on top of the bus. She was having so much fun driving around that she hasn't gotten home yet. Maybe she is getting Paula and coming here.......hmmmmm.......Are you going to surprise me?

Oh Diana has been having these fantasies for years. A bus with a tree on top!!! Even her therapist has no idea where she comes up with this stuff.

If you keep your therapist confused enough he won't know whether to put you in the mental ward or not!!!! I'm still out........LOL

Janet has been talking to my therapist and is trying to get me put away in a hospital in Indiana so I'll be closer to her. She says that she'll come and visit me then.

Diana wants to be put in a hospital in Indiana close to Janet. She's trying to figure out a way to get away from her husband! Ever since she wore that outfit to Thanksgiving dinner..........he can't keep his hands off her;)

Hey Kat we need you around to spice it up thanks for bringing this back :)


Paula brought those sexy clothes for Diana , for she really wants to go out with Diana's husband so she had to think of a way to dispose of Diana nicely . :D

I think your all sick. LOL. Diana and Janet are getting picked on so much.
SO I may as well join in RIGHT!!!
Diana and Janet are taking their boyfriends to an isolated island for christmas.
Their hubbys are paying for the trips.

Linda will be going along too. She will be secretly taping all the kinky stuff that goes on and making sure that it appears on the front pages of their local newspapers.

Yes Gina and my plan was working perfectly until I just figured out that would give you the chance to come to my house while I'm away and steal my "perfect hubby" because I know you have the hots for every cute guy you see:sidesplit:

Paula was giving piano lessons to help pay for her boob job.