I used to love going caroling but not so much any more.

TPBM ALWAYS goes to bed at the exact same time every night!

False

TPBM has a karaoke machine and sings Christmas carols all season.

False I'm not like my SIL

TPBM:
Gives to a local food pantry every year.

False.... what SIL? If it's the witch we share then she bought it after seeing mine...they didn't have one before.

TPBM wants to move?

I would love to live somewhere tropical, but that's probably not going to happen since I'm married to a farmer!!! Since we built our home I figure that I'll be in the same place until I can no longer live here.

TPBM drives an SUV.

False I drive a mini van....
TPBM: Has eaten venison before.

True .....ate venison sloppy joes once and I might add...never again. Hate the smell of venison cooking...makes my tummy go topsy turvy.

TPBM loves fried rabbit.

Ate fried rabbit when I was young, but I'll pass now, thanks!

TPBM has had cosmetic surgery.

False. Never even colored my hair. :)

TPBM gets their furnace serviced every year.

True, Next year we need to get a new one put in.:(
TPBM:Lives in a warm climate

FALSE


TPBM wants to move where it's warmer

True at least for Winter


TPBM loves to wear cashmere sweaters

I would if I could afford them!!!

TPBM knows what she wants for Christmas!!

True.... not a thing

TPBM has already asked for a Christmas list from everyone.

Nope!!! I'm NOT that organized!!!

TPBM has a birthday in the winter!!