OMG I wish I could stop laughing long enough to grant a wish!

OOOhhhhh not too comfortable....:eek: LOLOL

Your wish is granted, everything is totally clean you're afraid to touch it and everything is in it's place, but you can't find it!!!

I wish I never had to wear makeup to look good!

Your wish is granted, and you're just too cute, but you're two years old and have peanut butter on your cheek.


I wish all the hair I shave or pluck would never ever grow back.

Your wish is certainly granted!! You have no hair whatsoever on your body, but your nails are hairy!!

I wish I had good looking eyebrows.......

Your wish is granted!!! You have the most wonderful, beautiful eyebrows. Everybody really compliments you on your eyebrows because.......well...........the rest of your face.............uhmmmmmm..........needs a lot of improving.

I wish that I could have a real diamond bracelet for Christmas!!!

Your wish is granted! You will have a real diamond bracelet for Christmas, but only for Christmas. After Christmas, it will disappear!!!!!

I wish I loved my job.

Your wish is granted... you now LOVE your job even though your wages have been cut in half and all your benefits have been stripped away.

I wish I always had exactly enough money in my pocket to buy everything I want.

So it will be!!!

But you can't find anything you want!!!


I wish I was skinny!

Your wish is granted. You're now skinny but food has lost all of its flavor.


I wish that my daughter would find a wonderful guy to date.

Your wish is granted! Your daughter has found a wonderful guy to date but he is homeless.

I wish that I could bring my yorkies to work with me! :p :p :p

Your wish is granted, but they peed and pooped everywhere. Your bosses most important client slipped and fell when she stepped on the poo and you were fired on the spot.

I wish the days were longer so I could get more done.



(By the way, Janet, hairy finger nails....how gross!!!! and Rebecca, how is a homeless guy wonderful??? :confused: :D )

Your wish is granted....your days are longer 36 hours longer and you don't get to rest.

I wish I had a cook

Your wish is granted. You now have a wonderful cook who cooks 3 wonderful meals a day for you. Every meal is several courses long with rich sauces and desserts. Everything on the table is set beautiful and, well, the food tastes even better than it looks!!! The only problem is that with all of that rich food is controling your weight.

I wish that I could travel around the world!!

Your wish is granted. Your ride in the space shuttle is scheduled for Spring. Too bad you can't make any visits to anywhere while you're orbiting!

I wish my Christmas tree was up and decorated.

Granted!! Your broken down tree is up and the decorations are green, so you can' see them.

I wish I could refurnish my house.