I love it...and Diana liked MY phrases...LOL.

I'm game with kidnapping either one....personally I'd like to kidnap 'him' with Judy. Bet he'd be reformed in no time...lolol

Can you imagine the look on that boy's face after we talk him to death? Boys do not like women talking to them or invading their space.

So....here's the plan - we'll get 2 stools and a low chair on the bus. We'll each sit on a stool, arms crossed, really close to him, and take turns on lecturing him for about 8 hours while he hovers on his little chair. We can walk behind him too while we're talking. That should freak him out.

Then we make him buy his freedom! We'll take him straight to Canada. It's cold there and he'll be really unhappy.

We never have to lay a hand on him!

I like Tinks idea, too. Let's kidnap Katie and talk some reason into her!!!

While Janet and Judy are working on him, the rest of us will take care of Katie!!! She won't want anything to do with him and he'll be frozen in Canada.

Sounds like a plan to me!!!

I'm on board! Great plan Marilyn! We'd have it all covered in two minor kidnappings.

And you'll SO get by with it... 'cause no one will report either of them missing! I can see to that. ;)

Can you believe she has tried to come up with reasons the past 2 days whey he should be allowed "just this one time" to come back in my house? I said no both times. :mad:

I confronted her this morning about his criminal record. She DID know.. or at least claims to have. She said he's served 7 yrs total... he just turned 27 in December! So given that he's spent most of his adult years locked up I really expect him to end up back there before long. Seems he gets out just long enough to mess up and be convicted again.
She tried to tell me that he only gets in fights when he's drunk in a bar... So I asked her what time cocktail hr starts in prison since he'd assaulted a guard.

She's SO sure he'd never hurt her... I told her I'm not convinced and that's my biggest worry right now.

Maybe you should invite him over Tink. Then leave something valuable out so he can see it. The minute you see it missing call the cops.
That should put him away for a few months so Katie can get more of her mother's influence...lol

I like that idea Janet!

What do you think Tink?

You can't leave me out of all of this!!!! If you're going to kidnap someone I want to be in on it!!! I can drive the car!!! But I have to say that I like Marilyn's idea!!! Does anyone have a tazer handy for Janet and Judy to use????

Oh man... don't tempt me! lol

Okay! You drive the Katie kidnapping car. Janet and I will deal with Swamp Thing.
A tazer aimed at his family jewels -hmmmm!

That should do it!!! We still need to find a tazer. Judy, can you mug a cop? Or a judge!!!!!!!

I will never live that down, huh?

Katie and Josh just left with my car to go have her ultra Sound done. So in a few hrs I hope to know the gender of her baby. :) I was supposed to have gone with, but last night I got a virus and today feel like crap, so opted to stay home rather than subject myself to dealing with him when I'm already not feeling good.

I have yet to speak to him since he pulled his stupidity, and am in no rush to. I let them take my car today because his brakes are very bad and I don't want my dd and grandchild at risk. They're going into a city of about 60,000 people, so will most likely need decent brakes along the way.

Today was the first time I'd let him in the house... and I made a point to stay in a different room so I wouldn't have to see him.

Dear Tink,

I'm so sorry you're going through this. It is very exciting though that we'll know the baby's sex!

Post as soon as you can please.:D

Well it seems the baby is just as contrary and sneaky as it's parents. LOL They couldn't get a good view to see what gender the baby is! Everything they could see looks good and normal thank God. They said she's 17 weeks and 3 days along so is due July 29. Katie was let down about not learning the babies gender... and depressed by the due date which is the exact day a very close friend died just 2 yrs ago. :( Sad that that was the first thing that came to her mind when they gave her the date.

So she came back in a depressed mood. :(