It was Teri that saw me at the bar, I've had to file for a restraining order to stop Teri from stalking me.

(I never opened this thread before. Looks like I was missing something!!!)

BTW, I just learned that the judge that gave Judy such a hard time, and issued the restraining order for Dobie is Janet's brother. :eek:

And he is actually married to Marilyn!:eek:

Well, I happen to know that Teri has a rock band. She's the lead singer and wears very sexy outfits! Gina caught their act one night in a small Jersey bar.

Judy and some of us ladies are going on a cruise to the Carribean this July. Janet is one of the ladies and she has shown us what she will be wearing to the beach and pool.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...irl/bikini.jpg

Gina said she is not even wearing a bathing suit. She is going skinny dipping!

Debbie can't go swimming because she can't resist peeing in the pool. This has been a problem since she was a child.

Janet is a famous fashion designer. She spends her days being chauffeured to her favorite stores to shop and her evenings partying with celebrity clients.

Angie is a really a princess from a foriegn country. She doesn't want the public to find out her true identity . She wants to mingle amongs the locals.

Gina will soon be one of the featured wives on 'Housewives of Jersey.'

The real reason Janet is going to the 4women convention is so that when it is over she can follow Tink home and steal a doodle puppy! (I know this because she's going to grab that little black puppy for me while she's there).

Dobie is the go to person if you need to "get things done." Stalking, stealing dogs, and so on. She is so useful and charges very little to her friends! Debbie told me.

The reason I know this is Judy had me have Dobie stalk a guy who lives near the condo she is thinking about. She thinks he's in the mafia and she wants to join.

Debbie wants me to join too. She has some things needing "taking care of."

(Don't tell Angie or Traci)

Debbie shh don't tell Judy that you know this about her but she is really head of casa nostra.. She uses Dobie as an alibi.

Gina's full name is Gina Lolabridgetta....she lives over in Europe in an old castle.

Gina was the girl dancing the disco with John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever!!!!!

In her younger days, Diana toured with the Grateful Dead - she was arrested 27 times for organizing "Legalize Pot" demonstrations.

Dobie was backup singer for Gladys Night and the Pips...

Gina's maiden name is really GOTTI...

Kat actually makes her living as a belly dancer and is a gypsy living in downtown Chicago. ;)

Marilyn's "real" job is as advisor to the President. She's busy alright but it's flying around with the President on very important business and being by his side for all important matters!!! Top Secret!!!

Diana is currently considering becoming a hippie.

Diana is really 76 years old and rides motorcycles in the Granny Gangs Outlaw Group.

Judy and Janet are actually the Olsen twins.

Teri is holding George Clooney hostage in her bedroom.

Judy has been seen on Times Square holding hands with Former Governer Spitzer.
Gina e-mailed me an 8 x 10 pic of them together and I'm selling it to the highest bidder.

Kat really doesn't want you ladies to know this, on weekends she works as a lap dancer at a higher end bar. She really pulls in the dough and she is trying to recruit Janet. But Janet does not want to wear any scrimpy outfits for she is to shy.

Gina is going to surprise everyone and dance at the bar with Kat at the meetup. Janet is going to trick everyone else into going to the bar and watching them.

Don't you dare accuse me of having anything to do with advising our current President. My advise to him would be to make as graceful an exit as possible.

Now, on to more serious matters. I have it from a very reliable source that Debbie is actually a SPY for the Australian government. They are trying to determine the best method of transferring as many kangaroos as possible to the hollows of Tennessee.

Marilyn is on the A list for Obama's Vice President, as well as many celebrity parties, but you'll have to ask Gina about that!

Judy is the one with the real connections. She's Obama's secret advisor. She and Gina are coming to all the parties and will be holding major cabinet positions, yet to be determined, so you know the ticket you must vote for, OBAMA/MARILYN, no last names for us female politicians. If you play your cards right, Angie may be Secretary of Education, Tink could very well be Secretary of the Interior, Diana could be Secretary of Agriculture, Janet would be Secretary of Transportation, Kat will be in charge of Veteran Affairs, Debbie for Secretary of Health, I'm trying to come up with slots for everyone else, but I'm running out of steam here. I think you all get the point and anyone who was left out may submit their request to us at www.obamamarilyn.com/myplaceingov by noon on Friday.

:sidesplit: My sides hurt from laughing at everything that you guys have come up with!!!!!

Marilyn's mother is Lucille Ball but she doesn't want anyone to know because of the publicity. Her maiden name is Marilyn Lucille Arnaz.

if I was, I wouldn't be wasting my time on the computer:D

Diana is the one who stole Mandee's cookies and framed Tessa

Terri is pretending to be wasting time on the computer but that is an alibi she won't admit that George Clooney takes up most of her waking moments. Now if she would only share.. all of the ladies on 4WT would be her best friends.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Don't tell Teri but Gina sneeks in Teri's room and spends time with George while Teri's on the computer.

Debbie has been holding tortoise races in her home town for years now. She and her tortoise (named Tina) always win.

Janet knows this because during the day when she's supposed to be at home with her school bus parked, she secretly drives it to Tennessee to watch the turtle races. She's addicted to gambling on them. :eek:

Marilyn knows that Janet has a gambling addiction because she is Janet's bookie.