Sexy Dancing For Your Hubby
 

I have been married to my dh for quite awhile now. Forever he has wanted me to "dance" for him. Ugh, I can't, no way, not ever!! I am not even really that shy around him, nor do I think it's too dirty or whatever...It's just I can't do it. I can't dance for one thing, plus I can't imagine my naked body being wrapped around a bed post or something, LOL.



Have any of you ever had the nerve to dance? :eek:

I wish I could because I know it would please him to no end...But my nerves get the better of me. :( Id love more than anything to surprise him some day (or night) if I could just get my nerve up.

Haha I know what you mean! I would love to for my boyfriend, but I think I would just feel silly! I would like to buy Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease dvd's. Not only do you learn how to dance, you can also use it as a workout! But that's gonna have to wait until next year, when I don't have a male roommate who could walk into the living room :o

I am too bashful for that. My husband loves my body but I am not 100% comfortable in my skin. Besides, I am a total clutz. I'd probably wind up breaking something, on him or me.:rolleyes:

Sorry ladies, Not going to happen here, NO WAY, NO HOW!!!!....:D

I don't think it would be too sexy with me laughing hysterical as I'm doing it! I'm sure he'd be laughing just as hard!

i did the strip tease lap chair dance for my hubby when we were first married but now i am way too self cconscious about my body with my stretch-marks and flabby belly and jello-butt!!! he still begs me to do it but i just can't get into it because i'll be thinking...omg what's jiggling on me now!!! i promised him that i would be his nasty girl ONLY after he buys me some big ol' boobs!!!:D :D :D But when i used to do it it took a couple of shots of tequila before i even thought about it!!!

LMAO !! You just described my body :eek: I know in my heart that most men couldn't care less what's shaking and a rolling, but it's just so difficult mentally for me to get past that. I might have to try those "shots" you mentioned and even then i dunno ?? :confused:

And then like Carolyn said...I too would be laughing hysterically! :D

i actually use to do this a lot for my boyfriend when we were done with highschool.. :eek:

it was pretty fun, until i got fat :) and i wouldn't even imagine doing it now because ice queen has just revealed how my body looks! LOL

I'm not a serious enough kind of person to "dance" naked .... i think i would pee in my pants from laughing :D I once recieved a video from someone on my cell phone of a woman doing the chicken dance, and i have this vivid imagination "flabber flabber" omg it's hysterical!!

I will do it once I've gotten some drinks in me. :p :p :p

Hey girl, just wait until you get that body into shape, you may surprize yourself. ;)

In my twenties, yes. Now???? NO WAY!!!

I heard of the strip tease work out video but not sure if i would do it.

naaaaaaaaaaa, too self conscious

Honey, I don't know who you are, but you've got to quit peeking in my windows! I know what my body looks like, but I didn't know you did!1 LOL

You ladies are too funny! I have never done it, but my bf wants it bad...I don't think I have the confidence (or rhytm :) ) to do it!!!

You all are killing me here! LMAO!!!!
But I have done it!!!! And when we were 1st dating, it was fun and playful and all that good stuff!!!! But now if I did it, I would end up peeing from laughing sooo hard!!!!! I don't know....I guess my hubby and I are just in a different place now! Its sooo hard to be "kinky" with out laughing now!!!
Or like you all said, thinking to myself, what is jiggling now???? LOL!!!!!

LOL!! Not to mention that I'm a white chick of German heritage who has absolutley NO rhythmll! :D

And Sheryl... just have a pole installed one day while he's at work and surprise him when he gets home!;)

I actually have 2 of the Carmen Electra DVD's and I haven't used them yet but I am having a party on May 20th for my cousins, cousin's girlfriends, and sister.. It's gonna be alot of wine, food, and fun!! Jody (my BF) is working so we have the apartment all to ourselves.. Can't wait to tell you how it goes!!

Ahhhh how FUN!!! You have to let us know how it was :)

Oh to be young again.....

I know what you mean Janet. I looked in the mirror the other day and thought "WHO IS THIS OLD WOMAN?" I don't feel that old but I guess looks don't lie.:(

Awwwww c'mon girls, we cant allow age to spoil our fun :D

I agree with Mandy, c'mon Debbie and Janet, we still can strut our style NO MATTER WHAT AGE LMAO!! Go pull out that sexy outfit and dance baby dance!! lol now if only I practice what I preach lol...

Striptease
 

I got Carmen Electra's "Striptease" video and It was more of a comedy to me I couldn't be serious about watching it and definatly couldn't do the moves from laughing all the way though I really really did try cause I love to dance ( that's how I hooked hubby) Hubby even watched it and laughed harder than I did so you could imagine what might have happened if I had tried to striptease :eek: He may have scarred me for life if he laughed @ me like that! I wouldn't waste my money buying the video but if you have blockbuster online you can rent it from them!

Oh my gosh, just the thought makes me cringe. Maybe 40 years and 60 lbs ago. There is not way I could even get my leg up to get it around a pole. And as for a sexy outfit...I don't think they make them in size HUGE:D

I know how you feel!!!!!:eek:

I hear ya girls....at this point in my life the only thing I'm doing w/ a pole is hang laundry from it....

LOL! That is just too funny oknbug!

But even if I didn't look old Gina, I have no one to dance for!

I just don't think I could bring myself to do it...lol. It has nothing to do with age ladies, I'm twenty one and I'd still be too self conscious and I'd probably just laugh my head off like Mandy. Hubby would probably really enjoy it if I could, but...I don't think that'll ever happen...

You guys are too funny. :)

What if you videotaped yourself dancing for him? Would you be able to do that?

Oh no definatly not. Everytime i see myself on a video that someone taped i want to run away fast! LOL

LOL I was thinking that if you videotaped it yourself with no one around, you could give it to him as a surprise. Don't feel bad though, I couldn't do it either!

Sure why not :p

I have my Carmen Electra Strip Party this weekend so i am going to let you all know how it goes!!