Dusty Underwear
 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to hiswife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Men!:rolleyes:

I needed that laugh!

Lmao!

That is too funny!! LMAO! :D

hahaha, couldn't have said it better myself Judy! :)

Loved it!!!!!!

Ha:D :D :D :D :D :D

Thats funnay!!

Oh what a good one!!!! Love it!

Hahahaha!!!!!

At the school I worked at before I retired, a bunch of us would look through the free newspapers we kept in the teacher's room and find strange sex-related ads, like ads for penis enlargement. We would sit around and decid whose mailbox we would leave them in (within our own group only).

Luckily, we never got caught, but we had a lot of fun getting our mail in the morning!

I read this joke to my husband and I think that I'm going to find some baby powder and put some on his underwear!!! I'll be in trouble but he'll get a good laugh out of it!!!!

Well, I did it!!! He got a huge laugh out of it!!!! This morning he had started a shopping list, which he usually does, and right on the bottom of it it says "Slim Fast"!!!! He has such a good sense of humor!!! Good thing since I'm always playing tricks on him!!! He's gotta' stay on his toes!!!!

He sounds great Diana. Good for you!

How funny Diana!!! Sounds like you two have an awesome relationship. I love to see couples who know how to have fun together. It's cute and refreshing. :)

Keeping yourselves young, Diana! Way to go!

Actually, I "powdered" two pairs of underwear so last night he pulled out another pair!!!! I heard him hollar my name from the bedroom and, of course, he made a fuss about it but was laughing the whole time!!!

Angie, we do have a fun relationship. He never knows what I'm going to do and I keep him laughing. He's always been my best friend and I love the fact that he has a wonderful sense of humor. In fact, my whole family is like that. We all have a lot of fun and play tricks on each other occasionally or just do funny things. One time I was in the grocery store with one of my daughter's and I said "Wouldn't it be neat if we broke out in song and dance like a musical in real life?" And then I started singing and dancing down the aisle in the grocery store. I embarrassed her but she still remembers that I did that!!!! I hope that I'm remembered when I'm gone for my sense of humor and my love for God!!!!

LOL, I would've loved to have seen that!!! It's fun to act silly sometimes and just goof off. Keeps life interesting! :) I'd love to hear more of your practical jokes stories!! :hands:

You are hilarious Diana! I can just visualize you dancing and singing down the isles of the store. We only live once here so why not make it interesting right?

Your family sounds very bound with the ties of life's true love!! :ghug: