Wow - I feel so important.
 

Look at this "Official" email I just received, from the very legitimate "Queen Elizabeth Foundation" - I'm going to get half a million dollars - all I have to do is give these total strangers all of my personal information. I bet you all are soooo jealous of this legitimate business transaction!



From : The Queen Elizabeth's Foundation
Woodlands Road
Leatherhead CourtLeatherhead
Surrey
KT22 0BN.

Attn: Beneficiary,

Congratulations The Queen Elizabeth's Foundation has chosen you by the
board of trustees as one of the final recipients of a cashGrant/Donation
for your own personal,educational, and business development. To
celebratethe 30th anniversary program, We are giving out a yearly donation
of US$500,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) to 5 lucky
recipients, as charity donations/aid from the Queen Elizabeth's
Foundation,ECOWAS, EU,UNICEF and the UNO in accordance with the enabling
act of Parliament, which is part of our promotion. To file for your claim you are to fill out below information and send it to Mr. Larry Sanders The
Executive Secretary Via his email contact address.

Claims Requirements:

1. Full Name:..............................
2. Address; ............................
3. Nationality:..................................
4. Age:.......... Date of Birth:.................
5. Occupation:.....................................
6. Phone:................Fax:.....................
7. State of Origin:...........Country:...............

The Executive Secretary:

Mr. Larry Sanders
Woodlands Road
Leatherhead CourtLeatherhead
Surrey
KT22 0BN.
E-mail :
queenelizabethfoundation11@hotmail.com
Tell: +44 704 5732 9

I am just green with envy Dobie!

I'm going to send an email back, asking if the Queen herself will give me the check for the money.

You are one lucky ducky girl!!! I never get lots of money like that.

Teeheehee you're So blessed!

OMG but what kinda Queen association has a HOTMAIL address? LOL I think they really sound wonderful, you are so lucky, maybe they'll need your ssn too!

I didn't even notice the hotmail address - I guess all of their money is going to me, so they have to get a free email.

I was just going to reply about that hotmail address lol! 2.5 million dollars to give away but not enough money for a real email address :) Classic.

Come on you guys!!!!.....LOL...these are hard times and everyone is trying to save a little....LOLOL

Isn't it funny how I can NEVER find a friend's e-mail address but all these organizations with money to dole out can find your e-mail address so easily!!!! And even get it to the right person.......Go figure!!!!!

I'm green with envy too! Wow!!! From the Queen!!! I'm impressed!!!!!! There is a number to call.........

Not to take away from the Queen's message, but I got a email today that had 'Dearly Beloved' in subject line.. I have a long lost relative that left ME millions of dollars!!! OMG!!! The vacations I can take.. the houses I can buy.. the fancy cars I can drive.. sleeping in every morning!!! I can hardly wait! All I have to do is give them my bank account to place the money in.. how simple is that???

Wow - can you believe it - what are the chances that we BOTH got life changing emails (sent directly to us) in the same week!!
To top that, my brother won the Irish lottery last week.

At this rate we'll soon all be so stinking rich we can go together and buy an island for our 4wt meets! We can find a nice tiny one and each own a square mile or so with shoreline and the beach cottages of our dreams!

LOL :D

Woooooohoooooo this should pay for my corner of the island!


uklotterywinningsorganization11@yahoo.co.jp

Your email has won you $4.6M from the UK Lotto online draws held on 01/07/08 Lucky #: MX014926583 and Free ticket #: APP236566301307.



Contact Mr. Barry at(fedexdeliveryexpress4@yahoo.com) with your official names, Nationality/resident country, address, tel/mobile #, date of draw, age, sex.

- UK LOTTERY ORGANIZATION

I know you're supposed to just delete these scam emails, but sometimes I send one of these back. Look, I need to have some fun!

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.




2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.




3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.




4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.




5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.




6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....)




7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.




8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.




9. I've run away to join a different circus.




10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Lucille" instead of Steve.

...and then there's this: "May your armpits be infested with the flies of a thousand camels."

I love those - especially the one that says to restart the computer!

Those were great.

So is the next 4WT meet-up going to be free to the rest of us? Cool!!!