Too cute not to share!
 

I usually don't get many jokes or things like this through email, I'd really rather not get jokes at all, but sometimes these come through and are just so cute!!


MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love
you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside
my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have
to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
"How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "it makes my teeth
cough."

D. I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he
asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit
in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt. Concerned, James
asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her
for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your
face?"

The Sermon this mom will never forget ... this
particular Sunday sermon ... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with
arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
"Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued but at that
moment the very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over
asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom, what is
butt dust?"

LOL... those are cute!! Thanks for the laugh :D

That last one cracked me up:p :p :p

OMG i am lauging so hard right now lol those are so cute i just love kids!

Butt Dust!!!!Too funny!!!

AWWW! Those are too cute and funny!

These are great!! thanks for sharing!!

A friend of mine thought when she was a little girl that the song "Bringing in the Sheeves" was "Bringing in the Sheets", and that the congregation was singing about laundry :o .

HE-Larious!!!!!!!!!! LOVES it! Thanks for sharing! :D