Bumper Stickers
 

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

BEER: It's just not for breakfast anymore.

Horn Broken, Watch for finger

IRS...we've got what it takes to take what you've got

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Time is the best teacher...Unfortunately, it kills all its students.

Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I souport publik edekasion.

ouked on foniks werked fur me.

True redneck bumperstickers! LOL

I love those!!

Here's another one. (Don't drink and drive you'll spill most of it!)

Love, love, love that one...wish it would have been on my list.

:p Heeeheheheheeh!

I souport publik edekasion.

ouked on foniks werked fur me.

LMAO!!!!!!! hehehehehehe LOVE those!!!!!!!

Considering all these jokes, I REALLY think we should have an LOL smiley...like the one on YT!

good ones lol

My mom brought home a bumper sticker that said "It takes a village to raise a terrier"

LMAO!!! Good ones!!! I also like these:

"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart"

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it"

"A woman with PMS and ESP is a b@tch who knows everything"

Those are great!! ;)