Oxymoron's
 

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Small crowd

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

diet ice cream

Exact estimate

things that make you go hmmmmm

LOL those are great!

Good ones LOL

Too funny! My husband ALWAYS says "It's exactly the same but only different". I can't help but give him this cross-eyed look whenever he does, LOL. :D

Don't forget... Jumbo Shrimp.... Military Intelligence.....:p

OOOHH good ones...anyone else think of any?

How about tiny bit big

Try this website. It is the "largest list of oxymorons ever collected." They are really funny!

Here are the TOP 20 from that website I just posted:

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

Those are good, now I'll have to check the site out.

I use 'same difference' all the time...:p

That website had some great ones!