Ten Things To Ponder For 2007
 

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.
#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but
you still
can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of
nothing.
#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to
criticism.
#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions
and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where
thousands of
terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture in charge

ROFLMAO! Thats hilarious :thumbup: :D

Now this one I've seen, but enjoy it every time!!!! LMAO!!!!

I LOVE this! I seriously think I'm gonna print this list out and tape it to my wall in my office.

Those are cute. I've never seen them before. I expecially liked #1 and #2!!! Thanks Tink!

LOL! I'd never seen it before. Thanks Tink. :)

I haven't seen this one before. That's Great! Thanks Tink!:D

these are good! some of them are my way of thinking.

Haha, great one!!! I can't even decide which one is my favorite.