Don't mess with older women
 

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and farts.......

"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

LOL! This is hilarious. Have you ever seen the animation for this joke? I'll try to find it for you, it's pretty cute. :D

Angie I would love to see it...lol

That's cute, Tink! "Being older" always make me think of the movie, Fried Green Tomatoes, where the young girl takes her parking spot and she keeps crashing into their car and says "I'm older and better insured!" I love that part!!!

I loved that bit too Diana! My grandma was that kind of woman. She told it exactly as she saw it and sometimes just floored people with the things she said. I adored her and always said I want to be just like her when I grow up. :D