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Tink 05-08-2007 07:19 AM

Never argue with a woman
 
Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warde n in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma ' am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

DianaB 05-08-2007 12:39 PM

That's a good one!!!

Janet 05-08-2007 03:26 PM

That is a good one Tink!! I'm gonna copy it and send it via email!!!

AngieDoogles 05-08-2007 04:54 PM

LOL! How funny!

Gina 05-08-2007 04:57 PM

Very clever..lol I enjoy it... thanks

Marilyn 05-08-2007 05:20 PM

Totally cool!!!!!! I love this one!!!

Mandy 05-09-2007 01:32 AM

Good one! Thanks for sharing.

judy 05-09-2007 08:55 AM

Now that's a good answer!

Chandra Amaya 05-10-2007 07:49 AM

Oh I love it. I'll have to try to find a way & time to use that one :D


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