How To Prepare Thanksgiving Dinner
 

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey,
scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Do you like that film about the family who ends up at the Chinese restaurant for dinner when the neighbor's dogs steal the turkey? A Christmas Story I think... "You'll shoot your eye out!"

Ok, Tink, you got me laughing on that one!!! That's definitely a recipe to keep. Do you suppose I could substitute diet Coke and get the same results? Never mind, I know what will work----just mistake Tylenol PM for Tylenol and you can pass out for hours. Been there, done that!!!!!

That is hilarious Tink. !!! :D

Diana, Oh my gosh on taking that Tylenol PM. That mixed with turkey coma and it would be lights out for sure. :eek:

I did that last year and was out all afternoon long!!!! I won't make that mistake again!!!!

LMAO thats hilarious!

LOL That's great!

I want to go to your house for dinner Tink...LOL

That was funny thanks for sharing .

I'm bringing this one back up because it was so funny the first time. I may have to try this recipe if things keep going the way they have been!!! Enjoy!!!!

I'm so glad you're able to remember threads like this Diana...they are so worth seeing again.

I didn't remember it. I was looking for the threads for Thanksgiving recipes and it came up. My memory isn't that good!!!!

That is a good one! I miss Tink and her sense of humor!

Somehow I missed this one last year. Thanks for bringing it back up. I'm not a drinker, but the way things are going, this does sound a bit appealing!! ;)

im with you Marilyn, i need a good drunk about now... Hell i would take a night out at this point....