The Year's Best (Actual) Headlines of 2007
 

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]


Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]



War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]


If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]


Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]




Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]




Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]


Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]


Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]


Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]


Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]




And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Those are good ones!!!!! I wonder if they are really real. Probably!!!

I liked the sign they had on our IHOP a few years back:

SENIORS 2 FOR 1

Thought about stopping in and getting a couple. :D

LOLOL Those were so funny...I needed that!!

LOL! How funny! Thanks for sharing. :thumbup:

Very cute!!!!!

I got a good laugh from those Tink! Thanks.

(Yours too, Marilyn)