From the classic classifieds
 

* Great Dames for sale.
* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
* Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
* For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
* Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
* A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
* If you think You've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
* Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
* Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast
* Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
* Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
* Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home.
* For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
* Sytle - our name says it all
* Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
* For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

Those were hilarious!!!! Can you imagine reading those in the paperr!!! I'd die laughing!!!

Oh my...I'm laughing so hard and my tummy was already hurting...!!!

:yelrotflmao::yelrotflmao::yelrotflmao::yelrotflma o:

A company memo was sent out today and in it was mentioned that we are getting a new computer system. And guess what, it made a point of stating that......IT'S DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE WE HAVE!!! Imagine that!!!

Oh my! You can not make this stuff up! Thanks for sharing.

ROFL Marilyn that fits right in doesn't it?

Add it to the list Marilyn...you got an orginal there!

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I don't believe I missed this one, :lol2::lol2::lol2:
Very good Tink, and Marilyn!!!

what she said:thumbup:

yep real funny :thumbup:

XD I guess not everyone was taught to proofread?