How Many Dogs Does It Take??
 

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining. The day is young. We've got our whole lives ahead of us. And you're inside worrying about a stupid, burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Not only that, but I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Yorkie: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. What are servants for?

Labradoodle: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

LOL! Those are hilarious!

The Labradoodle one fits! LOL

ok, I know I need the complete guide to dogs for idiots. They are great, but.... what's a malamute?

Malamute is a sled dog. A very pretty husky type with a mask and often blue eyes. Usually gray/silver in color.

Aha! Husky I know. Thanks, Tink!

LOL those are too cute!! :thumbup::thumbup:

Good post Kat...so funny!

They certainly got the personalities right on most of them!!!! How cute!

teeehee awesome Kat... i can so see Belle saying that too... belle's motto is princesses don't work...

That is really funny and very true!

Those were very funny! The border collie definately fits my Ryssa!