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Tink 07-13-2008 02:28 PM

That's my story and I am sticking to it!!"
 
We all get heavier as we get older, because there is a lot more information in our heads.

So---- I am not fat! I am just really intelligent and my head could not hold all of it any more, so it just started filling up the rest of me!

That's my story and I am sticking to it!!"

teri88 07-13-2008 05:57 PM

Well thanks for clearing that up for me Tink....I must be a freakin' genius! hee hee

Janet 07-13-2008 06:03 PM

Tink....I'm really sorry sweetie, but I think that's a fairtale!!!!!....LOLOL Otherwise I'm a genius.

Bayou Baby 07-13-2008 06:56 PM

Ha Ha. You're not the only one! My mom has that above her computer! I love it!

Marilyn 07-13-2008 07:34 PM

What a relief!!! So I'm just getting more and more intelligent as each day goes by. Oops, hubby says he doesn't buy it. Oh well, made sense to me!!!

Dobie 07-14-2008 04:35 AM

Thanks Tink - I'm going to stick to that story also!!

judy 07-14-2008 07:05 AM

I love that!

When my daughter was pregnant with her second baby, Mackenzie was worried that we wouldn't love her as much. I told Mackenzie that Grandmas' hearts get bigger with each new grandchild so there's plenty of room in them to love all of the kids. That's why Grandmas are usually fat. The more grandchildren, the fatter the Grandma, because the bigger her heart is. That's MY story, and I'm sticking to it.

DianaB 07-14-2008 08:20 AM

Wow! That makes perfect sense to me!!.....................but does that mean when I lose weight that I'm losing my mind?.........:sidesplit: :sidesplit: I'm already there!!!!!!!! :sidesplit:

HALEY 07-14-2008 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DianaB (Post 69974)
Wow! That makes perfect sense to me!!.....................but does that mean when I lose weight that I'm losing my mind?.........:sidesplit: :sidesplit: I'm already there!!!!!!!! :sidesplit:

I like that one Diana, i lost my mind years ago!

judy 07-16-2008 07:21 AM

So did I, and happily, I discovered that you really don't need it. All that thinking just gives you a headache and anxiety.

Gina 07-17-2008 04:25 AM

Girls your analogies were right on the market! love them :thumbup:

Dobie 07-18-2008 11:16 PM

I need to eat abou 6 hot fudge sundeas that week, the icecream will push aside the fat, opening up more room for knowledge to come in.


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