state fair lessons
 

*My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls. *

*We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ** *

*'** THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR**'*

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*My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50
times last year.'**
**We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,*

*''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'*

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*My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a
week! ........You could learn a lot from him.'*

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We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital
letters,*

*'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'*

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*My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..*

*You could REALLY learn something from this one.'**

I looked at her and said, *

*'**Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'*

Awww, that wasn't nice! but funny :)

Ouch!!!!! She might have poked him in the ribs but he got her where it hurt!!!!

Now that wasn't nice at all...sounds like she needed a ball bat...lol

He'd be in a lot of trouble if he said that to me!