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judy 09-01-2008 04:28 AM

9 Words Women Use
 
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Janet 09-01-2008 06:27 AM

This sure is the truth isn't it!!!! Good one!

DianaB 09-01-2008 08:50 AM

I've used all of them!!! I need to make a copy of this and leave it on hubby's desk!!! He's the one that needs to know this!!!! They really don't have a clue!!!

miki47 09-04-2008 09:33 AM

roflmao...I'm so glad you're all here today. I really needed a good giggle today:)

Janet 09-04-2008 01:12 PM

I just keep coming back to this thread...LOL. These are so darn good!

Dobie 09-05-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DianaB (Post 75427)
I've used all of them!!! I need to make a copy of this and leave it on hubby's desk!!! He's the one that needs to know this!!!! They really don't have a clue!!!


I think Jim needs a copy too!

pope1982 09-06-2008 12:46 PM

LOL, forwarding.


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