A Drop In Salary Perhaps
 

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied "I'm going to Las Vegas."

He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him "I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free".

He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and with his wife. She said "And just where do you think you're going?"

"I'm going too!!" he replied.

"Why?" She asked.

"I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year"!

Men should be shot!!! LOLOL

I agree!!!! LOLOLOL

Diana - I read all of your funny stories and I loved all of them! Thank you for cheering up my day. You're on a roll.

I found a site the other day with a lot of jokes on it. I posted the one with the dead body and now I'm regretting it. It was a bad judgement call on my part. I thought that it was funny in a morbid kind of way. I'm glad that you're enjoying them.

So funny and cute!

oh that one was a goodie :)