Stopping By The Office One Day
 

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.

Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.

This guy was good...lol...

I sure hope there really weren't any other chairs in the room. Otherwise he has some splanning to do like Ricky Ricardo would say.