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judy 06-11-2009 05:07 PM

Important stuff
 
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days). ( I
love this one…)

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your
personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you
walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix
it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or
married man there is some woman tired of his bulls***!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the
hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a
daughter who thinks she's wrong.



DianaB 06-11-2009 05:55 PM

Cute, cute, Judy!! I think that #5 is my favorite too!!!

Janet 06-12-2009 05:09 AM

Those were all good Judy....my favorites were #5 and #12.

Lindsey 06-12-2009 08:43 AM

Hahaha I loved #7

Gina 06-12-2009 10:52 AM

They are all excellent.. my favorites were #4 @ 15 ..lol

judy 06-12-2009 11:32 AM

Mine are #s 1 and 8.

Shada 06-14-2009 04:15 PM

Loved them all Judy!!!

Marilyn 06-15-2009 10:45 AM

These are great!!! I'm with Shada, I liked them all!!


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