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Willow 10-11-2006 04:24 PM

I'll make a deal with you (joke)
 
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit
and inquired of his father,an evangelist, if they
could discuss his use of the car.

His father said, "I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up from a C to a B average,
study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and
we'll talk about the car."

Well, the boy thought about that for a moment,
and decided that he'd settle for the offer,
and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks they went into the
study, where his father said, "Son, I've been
real proud. You brought your grades up, and I've
observed that you have been studying your Bible,
and participating a lot more in the Bible study
groups. But, I'm real disappointed, since you
haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment, and then
said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about
that, and I've noticed in my studies of the
Bible that Samson had long hair, John the
Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and
there's even a strong argument that Jesus had
long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also
notice that they all walked everywhere they went?"

Mandy 10-12-2006 12:44 AM

LMAO!!!!!! :thumbup:

magnolia 10-12-2006 04:54 AM

I would say the father "had him" there! Cute, cute!! Thanks for the laugh this morning:)

Janet 10-12-2006 06:19 AM

Loved it! That father had his son right where he wanted him!!:)

RLC12345678 10-12-2006 06:33 AM

Loved it! He-Larious!!!!! I sent this one to my family and friends!!!!!!!

Kimberley 10-12-2006 11:08 AM

HAHA! Now, THAT'S funny!!!

SweetCuteness 10-12-2006 12:41 PM

LOL, that was great!!!

Miss_Sara 10-21-2006 01:24 AM

HA HA HA
that's really funny!


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