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paula1961 06-21-2010 05:25 AM

Child birth at 65
 
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.



'May I see the new baby?' I asked



'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'



Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'



'No, not yet,' She said.



After another few minutes had elapsed,



I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'



'No, not yet,' replied my friend.



Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'



'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.



'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'



'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM,O.K.?!!'

judy 06-21-2010 06:11 AM

:sidesplit::sidesplit::sidesplit::sidesplit:

DianaB 06-21-2010 09:09 AM

A very good reason that older women shouldn't have children!!! If we can't keep track of our car keys then.....well......the joke tells it all!!!! ROFL!!!!!

Janet 06-22-2010 11:27 AM

So funny!

Marilyn 06-25-2010 10:54 AM

Lol!!!


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