It is good to be a woman!!!
 

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are
still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look
like an idiot.

13 We will never regret piercing our ears

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because
they aren't listening anyway.

LMAO! Every single one of those is so true! I still to this day dont understand why men have to "check if their private parts are still there" its like they enjoy touching themselves or something, and they do it in public places like its no big deal! I will never understand men! NEVER!

That is so funny and very true. I used "women problems" to get out of stuff when I was in high school. It was always so funny for me to see my male teachers get flustered and pretty much excuse me so as to spare their own embarrassment.:D

Those 15 items should be cut in stone and put on a courthouse lawn!!!!:D

LMAO!!!!! I like these!

This is all so true lol!!

LOL those are GOOD!!!! :D