Slogans for Women's T-shirts
 

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.

2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all... I just can't remember it all.

5. My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.

6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

10. Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

12. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?

13. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

14. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

15. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

16. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

17. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

18. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

19. My husband is the head of the household, but I'm the neck (and the neck can turn the head anyway it wants it to move).

20. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

21. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

22. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

23. I run things at my house! (e.g., the vacuum cleaner, washing machine, iron, etc.)

ROFLMAO!!!! #17 is definitely me!!!

I like #18! :D

#4 spoke to me....:p

LMAO.. loved it!

I love this! I'm number 4 - that's for sure!

Those are really great slogans! I have a T-shirt often I wear that says, "Gone To My Happy Place, Be Back Soon", and another that says "All Stressed Out And No One To Choke". Both seem fitting often! :D

I heard a good one while on vacation my friends dad said "Whats wrong with women " me and my friend laughed till we cried ...maybe cause we where just saying that about men on the way to Vermont ..hahaha my girfriend and I wanta get shirts made saying this to wear for him ..

LOL! I love number 7! Too funny!

Another one I like is "Kicking Ass and Taking Names!"

LOL i like 19 hehehe here is another one Behind every Biotch is a man who made her that way! LOL

Oh, #16 is DEFINATELY me!!!!! I have a cute framed cartoon that has this saying on it. I Love it!!!!!!!!!

Here is one of my favorites:

-"no matter how good looking a man is, somebody, somewhere is sick of his s***"

LMAO!!!!! I love them all :D They great!!!!

These are so cool!!! But #7 is my favorite!!!!:D

Those are great!!!