LMAO!! I have NEVER wished I was a man, not ever! First off I hate how they scratch in public. Second thing is I can't imagine sitting down w/ that stuff between my legs, gross!! Third is having a hairy butt, having to lift a toilet seat to pee, always being expected to having the ability to lift all heavy objects, open up every tight jar, expect to be the bread winner, and last but not least, always wanting sex. That has got to be so damn exhausting!!