OMG Greg and I took the little fake tree out of the box and just cracked up! It's far tackier than the picture on the box. Moses sniffed it and walked away... even he wasn't fooled.

It's going to end up in a window where it will only be seen from outside. There aren't enough ornaments in the state to make this tree look good!
Hubby, who doesn't even LIKE Christmas, said we need to go get a real tree tomorrow for the living room. You know it's bad when HE wants to replace it!