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When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day
and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old woman.?

"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you
are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once
again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a
sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.