Janet, i laughed reading your post. I can just "hear" you say these things LOL... you crack me up!
My first real kiss, i was 15 and remember thinking "this is it"

is THIS what they all bragging about

I didnt think it was cool at all!
It was different when i met my husband, the first time we "did it" i was 17 or 18. i also remember laughing my head off!! Must have been nervs or something