I happen to own the ugly feet that are pictured in the dictionary as the definition of ugly feet.
My toes are crooked, knobby, and puffy. My toenails are thick and discolored. My feet are BIG. I can't stand to have my feet touched, so have never put myself through the torture of a pedicure.
I promise you will never see me wearing flip flops. I can't stand anything between my toes and don't like to scare little children. The upside to my feet is that they're not stinky... my hubby got that pair.