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You get to buy as many pairs of shoes as you possibly can, because all women are genetically known to love shoes.
You can be a blond, a redhead, a brunette, salt and pepper, or green, all within one month.
You never have to shave anything. You can call yourself "an earth mother" and have hairy legs and pits. And....at menopause, you really don't have to shave if you don't want to. The hair really stops coming in.
You can be inconsiderate, bitchy, not do anything for anyone else, spend the day shopping, sleeping, or watching TV, all while eating chocolate. You blame this on going through puberty as a teens, PMS as a young woman, and menopause somewhere around 50.
After 50, anything you do that anyone has something to say about, you can blame on menopause.
If you do gain weight, you can always fatten up hubby and then he can't say a word about it!
Any wrinkle, crease or spot can now be gotten rid of with a simple injection, with nobody looking at you funny like they would at a man who did the same thing.
My all-time favorite - You can burn that candle at both ends. You can be totally at a loss when it comes to changing a tire, and move a mountain that same afternoon if you feel like it, while the guy who changed that tire is taking aleve for the back pain he has.
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