i did the strip tease lap chair dance for my hubby when we were first married but now i am way too self cconscious about my body with my stretch-marks and flabby belly and jello-butt!!! he still begs me to do it but i just can't get into it because i'll be thinking...omg what's jiggling on me now!!! i promised him that i would be his nasty girl ONLY after he buys me some big ol' boobs!!!

But when i used to do it it took a couple of shots of tequila before i even thought about it!!!