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Originally Posted by ice queen
i did the strip tease lap chair dance for my hubby when we were first married but now i am way too self cconscious about my body with my stretch-marks and flabby belly and jello-butt!!! he still begs me to do it but i just can't get into it because i'll be thinking...omg what's jiggling on me now!!! i promised him that i would be his nasty girl ONLY after he buys me some big ol' boobs!!!  But when i used to do it it took a couple of shots of tequila before i even thought about it!!! |
LMAO !! You just described my body
I know in my heart that most men couldn't care less what's shaking and a rolling, but it's just so difficult mentally for me to get past that. I might have to try those "shots" you mentioned and even then i dunno ??
And then like Carolyn said...I too would be laughing hysterically!