I wouldn't last on Wife Swap, Id end up slapping the husband most likely and getting kicked off.
If I was on Surviver, I wouldn't survive.
Fear Factor makes me too fearful to even watch.
Forget Dancing With The Stars, I can't dance (refer back to "Sexy Dancing For My Hubby" LOL)
American Idol you have to sing and dance. I don't think so!!
I honestly feel Id best stick to just viewing them on television and never participating.

My own reality here within my 4 walls is enough I do believe.