Let's see the one that sticks out in my head is I went out with this NYC cop once. We went to a local bar for a few drinks and then we were supposed to go to a restaurant. Well he was having so much fun I guess in the bar he asked me if I was hungry and I could get some chips if I wanted. Well I called him a cheap ass son of a bitch and called a cab home. I wonder why he never called me again?
