Can you imagine the look on that boy's face after we talk him to death? Boys do not like women talking to them or invading their space.
So....here's the plan - we'll get 2 stools and a low chair on the bus. We'll each sit on a stool, arms crossed, really close to him, and take turns on lecturing him for about 8 hours while he hovers on his little chair. We can walk behind him too while we're talking. That should freak him out.
Then we make him buy his freedom! We'll take him straight to Canada. It's cold there and he'll be really unhappy.
We never have to lay a hand on him!
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