How funny. It's good to know you're safe from any bad guys on the television screen. You can watch all the horror films you want.
Venus, my borzoi, is quite the opposite. Once when a door was being replaced in the kitchen, I let the worker guys in while V was lounging on the couch. There were a couple of workers, both with loud, deep voices and tools that made all kinds of strange noises. Venus lifted her head, but not her shoulders, listened for a second, and plopped her head back down. That was it. She didn't even lift her shoulders, much less get her lazy butt off the couch to go see what was going on in the other room. I guess they didn't sound like they were there to steal her couch.