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My hubbies all time favorite joke
A teenager comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse and no bra on. Her grandmother pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting here with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...
The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweet. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
EVERY time Greg sees or hears someone talk about hanging baskets he starts to giggle.
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'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in.. And how many want out.'
England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair'
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